My Well NEW Tour!!!!

hello u blurb readin legend! Its Lee Nelson here from off ur tele + i’m coming to a crap town near u with my brand new WELL NEW TOUR!

its gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette!

so dont b a mug – stop readin this rubbish + get urself a ticket! do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!!

special note 2 birds – if u ask nicely i’ll sign any part of ur body afta the show. Qualiteeeee!